Blair: Hello everyone, welcome to another exciting edition of WRESTLERAMA TV live on WLMF, the Superduperstation! I'm Douglas Blair, and we've got another great show in the making for you this week. Por Que and Ricardo Simons are going to lock it up in the main event tonight, and they have issues coming in as you heard Ricardo Simons last week, saying he will, "beat the fat" off of Por Que. Por Que is looking to shut up the loudmouthed fitness instructor in our main event. But first, we've got the first tag team match in BIFF~! history, let's take you to ringside for our opening contest!
COME ON!!!
"The Flood" by Escape the Fate begins to play as a younger man with a blue "To Write Love On Her Arms" t-shirt, white belt, and FAR too tight jeans comes down to ringside, thrashing around, moshing and slapping hands with the fans. Following him is a man in all black leather sans a black hoodie, up covering his face. He is trudging behind his more excited tag team partner.
Blair: And here they are, Murderscene Mel and Aiden Avenge, the tag team combination known as Autumn's Fall! Mel, in blue, is an amazing high flyer and is high energy all the time, you'll never see him not moving and not energetic! His partner is the exact counterpoint, Aiden Avenge, in all black as always, may seem to look downtrodden most of the time, but you do NOT want to key into his "emotional fire", as he is one of the strongest junior heavyweights I've ever seen if you dare to make him angry! A unique combination if there ever was one, Autumn's Fall!
Mel rolls into the ring and immediately begins running the ropes as Aiden gets into the ring via the steps, steps through the top and middle rope, throws the hood of his hoodie up and unleashes a visceral roar! "The Flood" fades out shortly thereafter and is replaced by "Super Mario Bros. Moisturor" by ilp0 and Koji Kondo as...TWO GIANT FISH make their way to ringside?!?
Blair: Don't be mistaken by their somewhat comical appearance, folks, these two are as bad as they come! Mutated into gigantic man-fish from a young age, Red Herring and Holy Mackerel, The Floundering Fiends, are super-strong and super-mean. Red Herring, the red man-fish, is a fiery fighter with a mean streak longer than a fishing line in the Everglades! Holy Mackerel, in the gold vest, claims his transformation was a religious experience, but don't take that as meaning he's docile and turns the other cheek...he may be even more rough than Herring! A powerful combination for sure, and an interesting opponent for Autumn's Fall in the first tag match in BIFF~! history!
The Fiends make their way into the ring OVER the top rope, as both men-fish (if that's the proper term), well over 6'10", tower over Autumn's Fall! Chile Domingue begins to ask the teams to get one representative in the ring. Holy Mackerel stays in for the Fiends...and Murderscene stays in for Autumn's Fall. The bell rings, and we are underway!
Floundering Fiends vs. Autumn's Fall
Mel and Mackerel lock up...and Mackerel bowls over Mel. Mel runs quickly around with a go-behind and immediately begins running around, out-quicking Mackerel and tripping him up with trips and low kicks. He makes a quick tag to Aiden while Mackerel is down for a moment and that leads to some nice double teamwork, including a double dropkick that doesn't take Mackerel down, but shakes him. Aiden takes over for Murderscene, looking to capitalize on the advantage.
Blair: Aiden now, getting ahold of the big man...er, fish...and is he trying to pick him up? Mackerel's twice his size, there's no way! Mackerel throws off Aiden, and that was a big mistake trying to lift him!
Mackerel begins putting the beat-down on Aiden with fin chops and stomps. Mackerel plants Aiden with a body slam and tags out to Herring, who comes in very aggressively with a wide variety of strikes and slams. Aiden keeps getting back up, but Herring keeps putting him back down with punches. Aiden is looking hurt...but he gets a trip on Herring and is able to make the tag to Murderscene Mel. Mel comes in and elbows Herring multiple times, having to jump into the air to get his elbow to connect with the jaw/gills of Herring! Herring falls back into the corner from the barrage, and Mel and Aiden begin to set up...
Blair: Aiden and Mel are charging...Stinger Splash from Aiden, immediately followed by a handspring elbow by Mel! What a double team combination, and that was finally enough to put the big man-fish down for an extended period of time! Mel really needs to follow up on this advantage...OH, low blow from Herring! That's a dirty way to end your momentum!
Herring drags the hurting Mel over to the Fiends corner, and the beatdown begins as Mackerel is tagged in and both men-fish begin laying in fin shots. Mackerel is especially laying in some fin chops to the head that are rocking Mel. Mackerel begins to take control, beating Mel unmercifully with his fins and laying in big backbreakers. Mel is in pain and Mackerel doesn't relent on the assault, keeping the pressure on Mel. Mel keeps trying to make it to his corner, but Mackerel keeps cutting him off and putting him down.
Blair: Mackerel is just whipping Murderscene Mel here, as he makes the tag to Herring. Herring and Mackerel are setting up for a sandwich lariat, this can't end well...no! Mel ducks and Herring and Mackerel collide!
Mackerel falls to the outside on the collision and Herring falls back into the corner. Mel is sensing opportunity, and he somehow lifts Herring up to the top rope!
Blair: What in the world is Murderscene Mel thinking here? He's got him up top...OH MY GOD! HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE ALLLLLL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FLOOR! They landed on Mackerel on the way down too! My lord, WLMF Studios is going insane, three men are down and Aiden Avenge is practically begging to join the fray! Mel's climbing back into the ring, the Fiends are following him! Mel's crawling with everything he has, the Fiends are trying to grab Mel's ankles, trying to grab ahold of those Converse and pull Mel back in....HE MADE IT! Here comes Aiden Avenge! Aiden is a house of fire, he's raining down blows!
Aiden is fired up and throwing headbutts, one to Mackerel, one to Herring, an elbow to Mackerel, an elbow to Herring. Mackerel leaves the ring and Herring is being bludgeoned with strikes. Football tackle, Herring goes down, and Aiden fires up! As Herring begins to get up, Aiden hooks him...in a POWERBOMB position?
Blair: There's NO way that Aiden is going to try to hit one of his signature moves, the Discontent, the Splash Mountain Bomb, on Red Herring! Is he...HE'S GETTING HIM UP! Wait, what the...Aiden just lost all control of his body! Is Mackerel using...a spell?
Mackerel put his hand forward from the apron and Aiden just lost his grip out of nowhere on Red Herring. He's possessing Aiden Avenge! Fish Hooking Lariat from Herring just took Aiden's head off and he had no way to block it! Cover...1...2..3!
[O]Floundering Fiends {32:35, Fish Hooking Lariat} Autumn's Fall[X]
The Fiends look to be rather pleased with themselves (well, as pleased as a mutant man-fish can look) as they leave ringside. Aiden seems to have come back to his senses after being controlled by Mackerel's spell, and Mel has recovered after his dive. The crowd begins to stand and applaud for Autumn's Fall.
Blair: Aiden was possessed by some kind of spell from Holy Mackerel and couldn't see that Fish Hooking Lariat coming! What was that voodoo garbage Mackerel was using? You can say all you want about how it ended, but there's no denying that Autumn's Fall poured their very emotional hearts into this ring tonight and while they didn't come out with the victory, they tried their very hardest. This won't be the last we see of Autumn's Fall for sure.
As the crowd continues to applaud and Mel begins to help Aiden up to his feet, we cut to a promo video.
Some guys are playing street basketball in the world's famous Rucker Park in New York City. Hip hop music is bumping in the background as the 2-on-2 game rages on. The skins team, consisting of a shorter black man and a taller Spanish-looking fellow, look to be dominating on defense, locking down on the ball carrier. The guy with the ball tries to dribble-drive past the black man...but he trips him as he tries to dribble by! The black man takes the ball, runs on the fastbreak down court...and out of nowhere passes it across court to his teammate, who slams home a spectacular spinning dunk! The other team is dumbfounded as the winners celebrate under the hoop.
Black Man: AAAYYOOO, that's 21! Pay up!
Opponent: I ain't paying you jack, man, that's trippin'!
The black man and his Spanish teammate nod at each other...and they both push the two men down! They stand above their opponents, their arms crossed...and the opponent and his friend, scared, throw their wallets out of
their pockets and run for their lives. The black man and Spanish man smile, pick up the wallets and look inside, laughing and smiling.
Spanish man: Dinero!
Black man: You damn right, Dime, that's some blang-blaw right thar...ayo, camera man! Welcome to Rucka! This is ya boy, Sam Hoven. Side effects may include: loss of game, loss of girl, and broken freakin' ankles! This right 'chea is my main homie, former Spanish Street League superstar, with dunks so fine they just call him "Dime", Dominic Heywood. We be tha Rucker Ruckusmakers, and we comin at ya, BIFF~! We ain't afraid ta mix it up, get dirty, and do whateva it takes! By hook or crook, we's be comin' for you, BIFF~! Cause if you're down in Rucker...
Dime (in broken English): ...you'll get jacked up, motherfu*BLEEEEEEP!*
The scene fades out promptly after Dime's blatant swearing to a shocked Douglas Blair.
Blair: He...he can't say that on WLMF! What nogoodnicks! "Side Effect" Sam Hoven and Dominic "Dime" Heywood, The Rucker Ruckusmakers, look to be coming into BIFF~! to "jack us up"...whatever the devil that means. Hopefully it's not to steal my "rims"...again...anyways, let's "kick it" backstage to Bernie Summers! Bernie?
We cut to Bernie Summers backstage with Por Que, wearing his brand new "Fat Lucha Love" t-shirt (available for purchase now on biff.com!).
Bernie: Let's avoid talking street, Douglas. I'm backstage here with Por Que, who's got a big match tonight in our main event against the Latin workout superstar, Ricardo Simons. Por Que, your thoughts coming into your big debut.
Por Que: My thoughts, homes? I think I'm happy to be here! I'm in BIFF~!, homes! I'm looking to make los fanaticos clap their hands like never before, compadre! And the idea that I'll get to do it while beating up a little prettyboy makes me feel even BETTER! Ricardo, I've seen you're little workout tapes, homes...your plan didn't help me at ALL, man! I LOST weight! That plan can't be right at all! So I'm going to show you what my training has done for me...and earn point numero uno for the BIFF~! WHAM Championship Chase, homes! Ricardo Simons, you can do all the squat-thrusts you must, man, but la verdad de ultimo es que me llamo no "fat boy"! Me llamo no "butter"! ME LLAMO POOOOOOR QUE~!!!! Wish me luck, Bernito!
Por Que enthusiastically shakes Bernie's hand as he walks off, speaking more words of encouragement to himself.
Bernie: Por Que's looking ready to face off with Ricardo Simons later tonight! But that's the main event, up next we've got a contest between a winner last week, Jigowatt, trying to go 2-for-2 against the debut...of this man! Ludwig von Classico, get in here!
Ludwig von Classico makes his way into the room, popping his fingers.
Bernie: Ludwig, you've got to face a man who took out another musician, Lance Metal, last week. What have you done to ensure you don't suffer the same fate?
Ludwig: Bernie, there is one key difference in the vay Metal and I shall tackle Jigovatt. He planned to simply overpower him...a rookie mistake. I plan on vhipping Jigovatt tonight. Jigovatt, you may be a great vrestler, a
tremendous flier, but I am the Austrian Artesian for a reason. Tonight shall be the final measure of your rise, Jigovatt, when my CATCH-y style grounds you for good.
Ludwig von Classico begins to walk off...but he runs right into Lance Metal!
Metal:RAAAAAHWHYAREYOUSAYINGI'MNOGOODI'MBETTERTHANYOUATWRESTLERAAAAAAAAH!
Ludwig: Blast, stop your devilish screaming at me! Lancelot, you are a fine competitor, but you are slightly...how shall I say this? Unrefined, yes, a splendid vord. And if you vant tonight, you can vatch my match with Jigovatt and I can show you the...finer points of technique.
Metal: AAAAAAHIDON'TNEEDYOURHELPIGREATWRESTLE!!!!!
Metal runs off, screaming and pumping his fist.
Ludwig: Zounds...he'd be a great vrestler if he'd just keep his energy down...but alas, I must go to ringside. I'll show him that he needs my help the old fashioned vay...vith a victory!
Ludwig walks off as the camera cuts back to Bernie.
Bernie: Quite the situation back here, Douglas, let's take it back to you for Jigowatt vs. Ludwig von Classico!
We fade back to ringside, as "Apocalypse Please (Phantom of the Opera intro)" is playing and Ludwig von
Classico has begun making his way to ringside.
Blair: Here's the debuting Ludwig von Classico, ladies and gentlemen! An opera maestro from Austria, Ludwig is also the oldest and most experienced member of the BIFF~! roster, and it really shows with his great amateur wrestling and shooting background.
Ludwig makes his way into the ring, bowing before the BIFF~! audience with his cape, the crowd claps politely as Ludwig removes his coat and "Time Warp" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show begins to replace the piano music...the crowd begins moving quickly away from the side wall that Jigowatt and his time machine broke through last time, but he doesn't seem to be coming from there.
Blair: We await the arrival of...there he is! Up on top of the stage, on top of the video wall, it's the Luchador of 3008, Jigowatt! He's jetting to ringside off the top of the video wall!
Jigowatt touches down into the ring and the crowd is still going crazy!
Blair: Now THAT is a man who knows how to make an entrance! Jigowatt and Ludwig are face to face now, the old-fashioned Ludwig doesn't seem impressed!
Jigowatt comes to center ring and goes to shake Ludwig's hand as he did Lance Metal last week...but Ludwig pushes the hand away!
Blair: Oooh, Ludwig is sending a clear message there, Jigowatt has to EARN Ludwig von Classico's respect, he's not just going to give it to him! Chile Domingue rings the bell and we are on!
Ludwig von Classico vs Jigowatt
Ludwig and Jigowatt lock up, collar and elbow, Jigowatt arm wringers Ludwig, goes for an early kick but Ludwig catches the foot. Ludwig uses the leg to take Jigowatt down. They scramble, Jigowatt escapes. There are many other sequences like this, with Jigowatt getting caught trying to throw a strike, Ludwig countering and Jigowatt escaping the counter.
Blair: Chain wrestling is the style here, and it's starting to look like Ludwig is taking control, tiring out Jigowatt, making him escape all of these counterholds.
Ludwig is taking control now, taking one of Jigowatt's legs and beginning to twist on it. Ludwig is putting in work on the leg of Jigowatt, twisting and torquing it with various leg bars. Ludwig grabs the leg again, Jigowatt counters into a small package! 1...Ludwig gets out quickly and immediately hits Jigowatt with a kesagiri chop on the way up, taking him right back down.
Blair: Ludwig's starting to get a bit more agressive now, he's going to start with his suplexes that he's become famous for in Austria...and he starts with a beautiful gutwrench suplex!
Ludwig picks Jigowatt back up and now just starts tossing him around with a wide variety of suplexes, taking the time every now and again to stomp and twist away at the already damaged leg of Jigowatt. He is taking clear, consise control of the match-up. Ludwig picks Jigowatt up and slams him right back down with a Reverse Waterwheel Drop, then hooks him up in the Concerto Clutch, right in the center of the ring! Jigowatt fights, struggles, and makes it to the bottom rope. Ludwig, frustrated, picks Jigowatt back up, he's hooking him up for a German Suplex...
Blair: Roll-up by Jigowatt! That's how he beat Lance Metal last week! 1, 2...no, so close! Ludwig's back up, ducks the clothesline...and that time he hit it, German with a bridge! 1, 2...no, Jigowatt kicks! Jigowatt with another roll-up, 1, 2, no! 2 and three-quarters!
When both men come up, Jigowatt comes right into Ludwig's face and begins throwing strikes at rapid speed and Ludwig isn't blocking one of them, they all connect! Jigowatt is firing up now, throwing kicks in groups and moving around decently now, even after the pain his leg went through. Jigowatt throws a high kick, Ludwig ducks, but Jigowatt spins through and ends up on Ludwig's shoulders...Time Rift 'Rana! 1, 2...2.9! Jigowatt is taking advantage of the opportunity, he kicks Ludwig in the gut and hooks him up...
Blair: He's got him hooked up into a Muscle Buster type position...what in the world is he going for here?
Jigowatt is turning on his rocket boosters! He jets up to the top of the building, and crashes ALL the way down with an inhuman Muscle Buster!
Blair: OH MY GOD! THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM BUSTER! 1, 2, 3!!! Chile Domingue could have counted to 5,000 there, what an amazing finishing hold to a fantastic match! Jigowatt has earned his second point in the BIFF~! WHAM Championship Chase in spectacular fashion!
[X]Ludwig von Classico {15:37, Time-Space Continuum Buster} Jigowatt[O]
Jigowatt celebrates around ringside as Ludwig begins to stir slightly...Jigowatt immediately jets back into the ring and sees to it that Ludwig gets back up to his feet.
Blair: And look at the sportsmanship, Ludwig is now shaking Jigowatt's hand, he's earned his respect! Two class acts, and that's exactly what BIFF~! is all about! What a terrific contest! Now let's take it backstage with Autumn's Fall!
As Ludwig raises Jigowatt's hand in victory and they play to the live crowd, we fade away to a backstage area with Aiden Avenge and Murderscene Mel, Autumn's Fall, in a locker room. Aiden has his head in his hands and Mel seems to be consoling him.
Mel: Come on, buddyyy, cheer upppp!
Aiden: What's the use? We lost! I HATE my life!
Mel: Oh, come on, it's not all bad! We've got plenty of other matches to winnn!
Aiden: It's just not worth it! I wish someone would just put me out of my misery and anguish!
As Aiden is continuing to sob, we hear a door swing open and in walks Dr. Poke! We hear the crowd booing heavily as Murderscene Mel stands up in a defensive posture.
Poke: Did I hear you say you wanted someone to put you out of your misery?
Poke lifts his medical bag and reveals the syringe inside.
Poke: Because I can take care of that, Aiden. I can put you out of your misery...just like I did Iam Gunnalooze...
Mel puts his body between Poke and Aiden as he gets into Poke's face.
Mel: Noo, that's enough Poke! I'm not going to let you do that to my friend! He's despressed enough as it is. If you want to push your drugs onto Aiden, you're going to have to go through me!
Poke: Very well then, Mel. I didn't want to fight, but consider it a match. I'll see you in the ring...and Aiden...your prescription awaits!
Poke walks off, laughing maniacally, as Mel goes back to Aiden's side. We cut back to Douglas Blair in WLMF Studios.
Blair: Well, ladies and gentlemen, based on those disturbing words, it looks like we've got ourselves a match next week. But it won't be our main event, as I've just been faxed some information by our CEO, the illustrious Marty Flambert...
The camera focuses oddly on the fax machine on Douglas's announce table for a moment before returning to Douglas's announcement.
Blair: Next week, we will see in our main event Jigowatt, trying to earn his 3rd point to get into the WHAM Championship match at HOLY BIFFAROO! He will go up against a man with one point already...the ever-popular "Working Class Hero" Berry Paresi!
The crowd pops with an undying ferocity!
Blair: Can you hear that roar? These two men are without a doubt major fan favorites here in WLMF Studios, we'll see who they side with and we'll see who can earn another coveted WHAM Championship Chase point! But that's next week, up next is our main event!
1, 2, 3, BEND!
1, 2, 3, STRETCH!
1, 2, 3, BEND!
1, 2, 3, STRETCH!
"Go For It" by Saved By The Bell continues playing as Ricardo Simons powerwalks down to ringside, a determined look set upon his bronzed face. As Simons makes his way into the ring, he begins doing some obnoxious stretches.
Blair: Ricardo Simons is going to have to do all the stretching he can fit in before the opening bell, because he opened up a tough task by talking trash to Por Que last week! The last thing that a whiny guy like Ricardo wants is 285 pounds of "fat luchador love" crushing his chest...speaking of which, here he comes!
"Down In Mexico" by The Coasters begins to play as Por Que barrels out of the curtain! The crowd applauds as Por Que, wearing a sombrero, his "Fat Lucha Love" shirt...and a handful of BIFF~! memerobelia! Por Que begins handing out gifts to the fans! He's giving away t-shirts, action figures, sippy cups, bouncy balls, even souvenir pinwheels to the younger fans!
Blair: Por Que is having a great time with these BIFF~! fans here, giving away free merchandise! Trust me, this is totally unrelated to the fact that we couldn't sell a single novelty pinwheel at the pre-show, this is just a great gesture of love from Por Que!
Por Que makes his way into the ring with the last of the novelty pinwheels. He offers it to Ricardo Simons, who takes it...and then throws it on the ground and stomps on it!
Blair: Oh, come on, what a party pooper! That jerk Ricardo Simons just destroyed that novelty pinwheel...wait, Por Que just used it as a distraction! Por Que attacks, this match is underway!
Por Que? vs. Ricardo Simons
Por Que takes quick control, throwing palm strikes and kicks to Ricardo, and he can't block a one, he's getting rocked! Por Que is rolling, throwing low dropkicks abound and running circles around Ricardo Simons!
Blair: I bet Ricardo won't be calling him out of shape anymore, look at Por Que go! He's incredibly agile for a man of his size! Por Que whips Ricardo in, running cross chop! An early big move from Por Que!
Por Que picks Ricardo back up and attempts to whip him into the buckle, but Ricardo reverses...and Por Que backflips off of the second turnbuckle, landing on his feet! Por Que turns around and runs right into an elbow from Ricardo, who tries to whip him off, but this time Por Que reverses! Por Que goes into the corner and starts laying in big punches!
Blair: Listen to this crowd chant! Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco! Por Que is laying in these mounted punches! But Ricardo is lifting himself under Por Que...oh, he dropped Por Que throat first over the top rope! What a dirty move, that Hot Shot-like maneuver from Ricardo Simons just took all of the air out of Por Que!
Simons begins to stomp away at the fallen body of Por Que, who is still clutching his throat. Ricardo proceeds to begin heavily laying in every dirty trick he possibly can: choking, holding onto holds while Por Que is in the ropes, stomping on Por Que in the corner, low blows, eye rakes, you name it, Ricardo Simons has used it. He is also kicking Por Que heavily in the gut, screaming at him "Huh, fat boy? You like getting kicked in your big fat gut, fat boy?" every time he does it.
Blair: Ricardo Simons is blatantly cheating his way through this match! Chile Domingue needs to get in there and do his gosh-darned job!
Chile does just that, stepping in as Simons was choking Por Que once again. Simons yells at Chile for a moment, but then sees Por Que getting up and pushes the referee to the side! Simons proceeds to hit a running step-up heel kick to the back of Por Que's head!
Blair: Man, that was a sickening kick! He calls that the Bendaround, and it cracked Por Que in the back of the bean! Cover, 1, 2...no, Por Que gets that shoulder up.
Por Que is hurting though, and Ricardo seems to sense this. He goes behind Por Que, hooks him in a reverse DDT position...then spins him around in a neckbreaker he calls the Bowflex Buster!
Blair: Por Que's gotta be out after that...wait a minute....
Por Que: VIVAAAAAAA MEXICOOOOOOOOO!
Por Que gets right back up after his loud scream of his home country, reacting as if he felt no effects of the beating he's taken so far! Ricardo is shocked and is attempting to beg off, but Por Que is having none of it! He starts palm striking Simons with vigor, backing him up into the ropes. He whips him off, and nails another flying cross chop! Por Que begins stalking Simons now, waiting for him to get up, playing to the crowd!
Blair: He's got Simons down...running low dropkick! He's not done, folks, he's looking for...YES, Lazy Wizard! Cover! 1, 2...no, Simons got the shoulder up!
Por Que picks up Simons again, he looks into the crowd..and he points to the turnbuckle! The crowd goes wild as Por Que takes Simons to the buckle, rams him into it and then backdrops him on the rebound! Por Que points up, he's going to the top!
Blair: Por Que could be looking for his amazing Quesoult, that phenomenal moonsault he does! Por Que's up, Simons isn't moving! He's looking for it....wait, what the heck? Who's coming down the aisle? That's Holy Mackerel from the Floundering Fiends!
Por Que sees Mackerel coming down the ramp and immediately drops down from the top rope and stares Mackerel down...Red Herring comes in from behind and attacks! Chile Domingue calls for the DQ, and as soon as he does Simons pushes Chile all the way outside the ring! Mackerel makes his way into the ring, and The Fiends and Simons begin a 3-on-1 beatdown!
[O]Por Que? {16:09, Disqualification} Ricardo Simons[X]
Blair: Oh my word, this is an assault! This is a blatant assault! What are The Floundering Fiends and Ricardo Simons doing in cahoots in the first place, and why are they attacking Por Que? Wait...Por Que's fighting back! Por Que's fighting back!
Por Que begins punching away at all three men, fending them off as best he can! He dropkicks Herring who teeters over, he dropkicks Simons who falls...but when he turns around to meet Mackerel, he is met by the same spell Aiden Avenge fell victim to earlier in the night!
Blair: Por Que's lost control of his body from this possessive spell that Holy Mackerel is using again! What in the heck is this? Oh my lord, Simons has a fanny pack...he just blasted Por Que with it! That fanny pack HAD to be loaded with something, Por Que is unconscious! This is a disgrace!
Simons and The Fiends stand in the middle ring, over Por Que's defeated body, raising their hands in victory.
Blair: This is a joke, these three are in cahoots? And what do they have against Por Que? I guess we'll find out next time, because we're out of time and I can't take another second of this, we've got to end this show. We'll see you next time on WRESTLERAMA TV, where maybe we'll get some darn answers for this!
As the Fiends/Simons alliance continues their celebration and the fans boo, we fade away to the rankings screen...
THE BIFF~! WHAM CHAMPIONSHIP CHASE STANDINGS
Jigowatt
2 points
Por Que
1 point
Dr. Poke
1 point
"The Working Class Hero" Barry Paresi
1 point
Jigowatt
2 points
Por Que
1 point
Dr. Poke
1 point
"The Working Class Hero" Barry Paresi
1 point
Explosion, fade to black.
