Friday, December 19, 2008

Sponsor Shillings


SPONSOR SHILLINGS

An athletic masked submission specialist who takes great pride in shilling his various corporate sponsors, much to the fans’ distain. His calling card is a wide variety of arm holds, usually preceded by him shouting “This armbar brought to you by (insert sponsor here)!” As of right now, his main sponsorship deal lies with energy drink company No Fear, meaning he’ll yell the company’s name any chance he gets.


Height - 5'9
Weight - 195 lbs.
From - The Marketing Department
Finisher - NO FEAR Lock (Christo)
Signatures - The Freshmaker Fall, Brought To You by Mentos (Torbelino), Chevron Lock (Victor X Arm Hold), IBM Server Lockdown (many variations on the X Arm Hold)
Entrance Music - “This Is An Advertisement” by Jakobinarina

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