Friday, December 19, 2008

Por Que?


POR QUE?

The world’s fattest luchador, Por Que looks to take a bite out of BIFF~! Although slightly clumsy at times, Por Que is unusually athletic for his size and uses his unusual athleticism to his advantage, doing moves no one his size should be able to do. The lardy luchador is known for his love of the fans, sending them into a frenzy with his battle cries of “ME LLAMO NO BUTTER, ME LLAMO POOOOOOR QUUUUUEEEE~!” and “VIVAAAAAA MEXICOOOOO!”



Height - 5'9"
Weight - 285 lbs.
From - Calgary, Alberta, Tijuana
Finisher - Quesoult (Side Roll Body Press)
Signatures - ANACONDA SQUEEZE~! (Bear Hug), Lazy Wizard (Orig. Shining Wizard), Tequila Sunrise (Dancing Yahoo), Belly Buster (Vader Bomb)
Entrance Music - “Down In Mexico” by The Coasters

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